The Big Stu Easy loves being awesome. And loves you too!
VOLUME 1
TOTALLY PORNO
He wouldn’t dare tell anyone, but the new owner of Mike Smitten Motors’s eyes hurt like he was being stabbed from inside his skull. Was it the experimental drugs he was taking? Was it his crippling paranoia? No-one knew except for the mystery man himself.
But, if he was going to avoid being caught and executed on the spot, he had to keep it 100 at all times.
Shocking sex injuries, disturbing love triangles, fast cars and even faster women are some of the never-ending frustrations that Mike and his two henchmen - Dee and Bennett - didn’t anticipate, and definitely could deal without.
Totally Porno is a crass and unapologetic action-adventure-comedy, mixed with a behind-the-curtain exposé of what really happens behind the scenes in the car-sales industry. Plus, the trickery that is taught to exploit - and rip off - unsuspecting customers.
This is the R18+ series that the sales industry wanted BANNED!
Meet the Team
It takes a team of professionals to be THIS good!
So, for absolutely no reason at all - The Team.
If you're into SEX, DRUGS, and ROCK & ROLL, make sure you get a copy of each of the "Dead Set Legend" books for you and all of your family and friends!
Choose below from Kindle and Paperback versions of Dead Set Legend & Dead Set Legend Too!!
DEAD SET LEGEND
The Stu Easy story
A homage to the legendary and infamous underground live music scene of the 1990s.
This is a coming of age story about a flawed young man struggling with being placed at the bottom of the socioeconomic ladder and the complex challenges that confront him there.
Not content with washing dishes and mopping floors his whole life, Stu Easy heads out on the adventure of adventures, full of guns, girls, car chases, police, copious amounts of drugs, booze and ROCK AND ROLL!
DEAD SET LEGEND TOO
Danny Dollars save the World!
In a world where Rock & Roll meets the utterly absurd, the Oxymoronz are back and more chaotic than ever! Fresh off their ‘world-beating’ escapades, where they defied logic and common sense, these unlikely heroes are ready to save the world - or at the very least - make a complete spectacle of it.
Dead Set Legend Too: Danny Dollars saves the World! follows the outrageous and unapologetically irreverent adventures of The Big Stu Easy and his bandmates, Bobby Easy, Loose Change, Justin Case, Pradeep, and the legend himself - Danny Dollars - as they navigate a world that’s gone completely off the rails.
From taking on corrupt police forces, battling violent motorcycle club gang members, and enraging single mums, there’s nothing these guys won’t tackle head-on.
Even a casual conversation about the gender wage gap turns into a philosophical debate of epic proportions.
But that’s just the beginning… As the Oxymoronz find themselves embroiled in increasingly bizarre scenarios one thing becomes clear: the world might just be better off for their insanity.
This book is a wild ride of humour, satire, and no-holds-barred commentary that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew - while laughing out loud the entire time.
If you’re ready to dive into a world where the impossible is just another day’s work for the Oxymoronz, then Dead Set Legend Too: Danny Dollars saves the World! is your next must-read.
Brace yourself for a journey that defies logic, embraces the ridiculous, and might just save the world in the most unexpected way possible.
Loosely based around true and factual historical events.
The bullsh!t meter was just turned up to 12!
The essence of
The Big Stu Easy
If we counted stories and adventures, then The Big Stu Easy is well over TWO THOUSAND years old. And boy does he look good for a guy that age!
"What doesn't kill me, better watch it's back!"
and
"Until the day I die, I'm f*cking immortal. Literally only death can stop me!"
are two of his many, world famous "Stu-izms"
